1 00:00:02,603 --> 00:00:05,073 "Cheers" is filmed before A live studio audience. 2 00:00:07,308 --> 00:00:09,377 You got Any fresh coffee? 3 00:00:09,377 --> 00:00:10,478 Mm-hmm. 4 00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:11,679 Great. 5 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:13,214 Oh, carla. 6 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:14,482 Boy, I hate to criticize, 7 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:17,285 But I can't believe You actually read 8 00:00:17,285 --> 00:00:19,953 These sleazy Scandal sheets. 9 00:00:19,953 --> 00:00:21,655 I mean, Look at this. 10 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:22,956 Even I'm above this. 11 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:26,260 "Bigfoot stole my wife." 12 00:00:28,296 --> 00:00:30,798 "Have aliens taken Over your pet?" 13 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:32,800 I mean, This is garbage. 14 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:33,967 For your Information, sam, 15 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:35,769 I don't read Those articles. 16 00:00:35,769 --> 00:00:38,972 I think they're just As stupid as you do. 17 00:00:38,972 --> 00:00:43,177 I get it because They happen to have A great crossword puzzle. 18 00:00:43,177 --> 00:00:44,412 Ok, let's see. 19 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:48,149 7 across-- 20 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:51,051 "Five-headed cow Born in vermont." 21 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:54,755 Maybelle. 22 00:00:54,755 --> 00:01:00,528 Uh...16 across--"State with The most ufo babies." 23 00:01:02,029 --> 00:01:03,797 Arkansas. 24 00:01:05,699 --> 00:01:07,501 I don't believe this. 25 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:12,773 32 across-- "The aphrodisiac found In every kitchen cabinet." 26 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:17,478 I don't know What that one is. 27 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:20,348 Let me see What 14 down is. 28 00:01:20,348 --> 00:01:23,484 "Where franco's brain Is being kept alive." 29 00:01:24,718 --> 00:01:25,786 Fish tank. 30 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:32,693 So, the fifth letter of The aphrodisiac is an "A." 31 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:34,195 Now I remember! 32 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:35,496 Oregano. 33 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:39,800 Trash. 34 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:48,442 * makin' your way In the world today * 35 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:51,579 * takes everything You've got * 36 00:01:51,579 --> 00:01:54,047 * takin' a break From all your worries * 37 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:57,385 * sure would help a lot * 38 00:01:57,385 --> 00:02:00,754 * wouldn't you like To get away? * 39 00:02:03,391 --> 00:02:05,293 * sometimes you wanna go * 40 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:08,896 * where everybody Knows your name * 41 00:02:10,698 --> 00:02:15,236 * and they're always Glad you came * 42 00:02:15,236 --> 00:02:17,738 * you wanna be Where you can see * 43 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:20,474 * our troubles are All the same * 44 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:25,613 * you wanna be where Everybody knows your name * 45 00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:28,249 * you wanna go Where people know * 46 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:31,051 * people are All the same * 47 00:02:31,051 --> 00:02:32,253 * you wanna go * 48 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:35,723 * where everybody Knows your name * 49 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:47,268 [norm] Hi, sweetheart. 50 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:48,869 Come on, don't look At me like that. 51 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:50,771 I know we haven't spent That much time together Lately, 52 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:53,774 But an awful lot's been Happening at down At cheers. 53 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:55,709 Let me just grab a beer. 54 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:58,212 Anyway, this woman, Irene blanchard, 55 00:02:58,212 --> 00:02:59,713 Walks into the bar A few weeks ago. 56 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:02,383 Coach falls for her Like a ton of bricks. 57 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:04,785 Kind of like When we first laid eyes On each other. 58 00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:07,187 Next thing you know, He's taking her Out on the town, 59 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,757 And they've been Seeing each other Every night since. 60 00:03:09,757 --> 00:03:11,959 So I guess it wasn't Totally unexpected 61 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:13,361 When coach comes In tonight... 62 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:16,163 Hey, hey, hey, I saw that yawn. 63 00:03:16,163 --> 00:03:18,999 I can finish This story tomorrow. 64 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:20,934 Come on, Let's you and me Turn in, huh? 65 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:22,169 [dog barks] 66 00:03:22,169 --> 00:03:25,906 No! Shh! You'll Wake up vera. 67 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:27,174 Norm? 68 00:03:27,174 --> 00:03:28,709 Be right up, dear! 69 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,779 You stupid dog. 70 00:03:31,779 --> 00:03:34,882 I hope she's not In the mood to talk... 71 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,684 Or anything. 72 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:37,818 [door closes] 73 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:40,187 [carla] Antony, everything Under control? 74 00:03:40,187 --> 00:03:42,055 Yeah, ma. What did you think, 75 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,691 The place Would be on fire? 76 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:45,359 Never mind, wise guy. I was a little worried 77 00:03:45,359 --> 00:03:47,561 This being your first time Watching the kids alone. 78 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,697 Yeah, I know, But it was no sweat. 79 00:03:49,697 --> 00:03:52,533 That's my little man. Yeesh. 80 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:55,803 It feels good To get off my feet. 81 00:03:55,803 --> 00:03:57,271 Hey, where are the kids Anyway? 82 00:03:57,271 --> 00:03:58,539 Locked in The hall closet. 83 00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:00,107 Well, let them out. 84 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:01,375 Yeah, sure, ma. 85 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:04,011 I didn't say now. 86 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:06,847 Would you like Another piece Of pie, cliffie? 87 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:11,285 Oh, I shouldn't, But I can't resist Your gooseberry pie, mom. 88 00:04:11,285 --> 00:04:12,920 Wipe your chin, dear. 89 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,588 That's a good boy. 90 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,990 Did you have a nice time Tonight at cheers? 91 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:18,326 Yeah, it was ok. 92 00:04:18,326 --> 00:04:20,661 Did you meet Any young ladies? 93 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:23,897 Well, no, but there was Some excitement, though. 94 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:26,434 Remember I told you About the coach and That woman irene? 95 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:29,002 Well, tonight, He asked her to marry him, 96 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:31,839 And, well, She said yeah. 97 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:34,842 Next thing you know, She gets a call From her daughter, 98 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:37,778 And irene's won the lottery. Two million smackers. 99 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:38,846 Good lord. 100 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:40,681 Yeah, I'm kind of Worried, though. 101 00:04:40,681 --> 00:04:43,417 She seemed To forget all about coach When she won that dough. 102 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:45,853 Well, Maybe it will work out. 103 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:48,422 Cliffie, when are you Going to take me To cheers 104 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:49,857 To meet your friends? 105 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:51,792 [under his breath] When hell freezes over. 106 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,060 Uh, what was that? 107 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:55,796 When I get the front seat Of the car fixed, ma. 108 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:57,064 Fine. 109 00:04:57,064 --> 00:04:59,099 [telephone rings] 110 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:00,801 [diane] Hello. 111 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,102 [heavy breathing] 112 00:05:02,102 --> 00:05:03,804 What are You wearing? 113 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,072 Hello, frasier. 114 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:07,274 I'm not frasier! I'm not wearing Anything. 115 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:09,309 Does that excite you? 116 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,311 Frasier, I know it's you. 117 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,613 It's very late. 118 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:14,615 Blast! You always Know it's me. 119 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:17,150 You always do The same thing. 120 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,119 I just called to say I love you. 121 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:22,490 That's sweet. You're the most thoughtful Boyfriend I've ever had. 122 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:23,957 That's not saying much. 123 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:26,794 Speaking of sam... Ooh, this is good. 124 00:05:26,794 --> 00:05:29,797 That woman coach He's been seeing, irene, 125 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:31,799 Has a daughter, sue, And when they came in A few weeks ago, 126 00:05:31,799 --> 00:05:33,801 Sam offered To pick up sue 127 00:05:33,801 --> 00:05:36,504 So coach could Be with irene. 128 00:05:36,504 --> 00:05:38,506 But she Turned him down flat. 129 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:39,940 She was great. 130 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:41,809 The best thing is, It's really been bugging sam. 131 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:44,478 And then tonight, She did it again. 132 00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:46,146 I hate to admit it, 133 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:47,481 But I'm enjoying it. 134 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:49,450 You little devil. 135 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:51,118 Well, my dearest, I will bid you Good night. 136 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:52,853 By the way, I really don't have Any clothes on. 137 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,922 This phone booth Is freezing. 138 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:58,125 [giggling] Good night, Frasier, darling. 139 00:05:58,125 --> 00:05:59,460 Sweet dreams. [kiss kiss] 140 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:01,094 [hangs up telephone] 141 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:02,430 [switching channels] 142 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:04,131 [the star spangled Banner plays] 143 00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:06,667 [the three stooges] 144 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:11,238 Good lord, aren't all The 8-year-olds in bed by now? 145 00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:13,306 Good. Some late news. 146 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:17,344 [sam humming] Let's see what's On the old tube here. 147 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:18,812 [news report] 148 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:20,514 Aw...Well, I watched Some news over the weekend. 149 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:22,650 I mean, That's good enough, I guess. 150 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:24,852 [the three stooges] 151 00:06:24,852 --> 00:06:26,353 Oh, great! 152 00:06:26,353 --> 00:06:28,622 I love this one. They're doctors! 153 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:29,823 Nyuk nyuk nyuk. 154 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:45,906 Hey, diane. 155 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:46,840 Surprise. 156 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:49,342 I found something else Of yours 157 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:52,012 Lying around my place. 158 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:53,180 Remember this? 159 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:55,516 Good lord. 160 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:59,887 Is that for wearing Or signaling aircraft? 161 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:02,055 This is your teddy, Isn't it? 162 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:05,225 I don't know which Of your mindless bimbi 163 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:07,227 Left that In your apartment. 164 00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:09,029 If she paid for it, 165 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:12,432 She should be seen to And chemically altered. 166 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:16,036 Hey, what? You don't Like the color? 167 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:18,572 What made you think That was mine? 168 00:07:18,572 --> 00:07:20,474 You're the only Person I know 169 00:07:20,474 --> 00:07:22,743 That shops At those fancy French places. 170 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:27,615 The house of ooh-la-la. 171 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:30,684 Get it away from me. It's horrendous. 172 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:34,622 Wow. 173 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:37,625 This is lovely. 174 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,427 Do you want it? 175 00:07:40,427 --> 00:07:43,196 Me? Oh, I can't Take this, sam. 176 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:44,498 No, no, please. Go ahead. 177 00:07:44,498 --> 00:07:46,299 God, thanks. 178 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,768 Ohh! 179 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:51,371 From the house Of ooh-la-la. 180 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:52,673 Hey, everybody. 181 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:54,041 Norm! Norm! 182 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:54,942 Norman. 183 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:57,077 Tell us what you know, Norm. 184 00:07:57,077 --> 00:08:00,748 God's in his heaven, And something something... 185 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:03,383 How about a beer? 186 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:04,718 Yeah, that's it. 187 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:07,187 The florida tan Is far deeper, 188 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:10,190 Far richer than your Ordinary, common Run-of-the-mill tan. 189 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:12,693 As a matter of fact, I've got a patch Over here. 190 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:15,262 I'll show you The distinction. 191 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:18,365 I see cliff found somebody He hasn't bored to death 192 00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:19,967 With his florida spiel yet. 193 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:23,370 Marco polo didn't Talk about his trip This much. 194 00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:25,305 See how The rayon socks-- 195 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:26,640 Oh, gee! It's 7:00. 196 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,542 You wonder where The evening's gone! 197 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:30,443 I'll remember Where I was. 198 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:31,979 So will I. 199 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:34,782 Nice guy. 200 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:38,552 So where's The coach? Is he Off or what? 201 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:39,920 No, he's In the back working. 202 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,856 I understand Irene postponed The wedding again. 203 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,858 Oh, what's that make, Three times now? 204 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,359 Can I have A stoli rocks, sam? 205 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,562 I don't think He's seen much of her much 206 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:50,664 Since she became Miss moneybags. 207 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:53,867 Yeah, just like a woman. I tell you, they're only Good for one thing. 208 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,670 And for you, Not even that. 209 00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:58,138 I'm kind of worried. 210 00:08:58,138 --> 00:09:00,574 I mean, this Doesn't seem To faze coach. 211 00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:02,475 He just keeps going on Like nothing happened. 212 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:05,579 Yeah, it's like He's got his head In the sand. 213 00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:07,380 Did my fiancee Call, sam? 214 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,682 No, coach. Not today. 215 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:11,885 When she does, I'll be in the back. 216 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,887 Hey, coach, Wait a second here. 217 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:16,890 Let me have A little talk with you. 218 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:20,794 Everything Going along all right With you and irene? 219 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:23,030 Yeah, sure. Never better. 220 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:24,865 Well, I hear she changed The wedding date again. 221 00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:26,433 What's the story? 222 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:28,435 Well, it's Just nerves, sam. 223 00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:30,037 You know, It's only natural. 224 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:32,405 But you've hardly Seen her lately, coach. 225 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,808 Well, she's Been making all These wedding plans. 226 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:37,177 I'm not Worried about it. 227 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:38,511 Coach, she moved, 228 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,614 And she didn't Tell you where. 229 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:43,516 Well, I am a little Worried about that, 230 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,518 But with All the excitement, 231 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:47,587 She probably Just forgot. 232 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,522 Coach! Listen. Listen to me. 233 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:51,825 Look, I'm going to Tell you straight, 234 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:53,827 And you just better Listen to me right now. 235 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:55,829 Wait, sam. Before you do, 236 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:58,666 Could I ask A very special favor? 237 00:09:58,666 --> 00:09:59,900 What? 238 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,769 Sam, would you please Be my best man. 239 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,537 Oh... 240 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:05,839 Coach... 241 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:09,042 Oh, sure, sure, I'd be proud to. 242 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,644 Thanks, sam. 243 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:14,648 Now, if I can Just clear this With irene. 244 00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:17,050 What does she care Who your best man is? 245 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,019 No, it's not irene. It's sue. 246 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:21,354 If you showed up At the wedding, 247 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,691 She said something About hiring A sniper. 248 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:28,561 Well, she can't stop Thinking about me. 249 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:30,397 Obviously, Little miss sue 250 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:33,466 Has a bad case Of sammyitis. 251 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,704 Sometimes known As the swine flu. 252 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,674 Sam, admit it. 253 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,876 The poor woman Had a low threshold 254 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:45,078 For overbearing Bores. 255 00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:46,379 I got an idea. 256 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:50,884 Maybe I could send her A relief map of my body. 257 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:52,886 Or you could send her 258 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:55,588 A life-size portrait Of your brain. 259 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:57,891 I know A good miniaturist. 260 00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,727 Nah. That's not sexy. 261 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,197 Hi, everyone. 262 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,733 Boo! 263 00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:08,802 Is ernie here? I'd like to talk to him. 264 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:11,905 He'll be honored You remembered his name. 265 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,406 Carla, come on, Stay out of this. 266 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:17,110 Uh, yeah. Coach. Somebody here to see you. 267 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,611 Is it irene? 268 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:19,713 Yeah, it is. 269 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:20,914 Irene, I haven't seen you 270 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:22,916 Since the night I proposed. 271 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,718 How are the Wedding plans going? 272 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:27,721 Well, that's what I wanted to talk to You about, ernie. 273 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:30,924 Well, what would you Want to do, move the Date up or something? 274 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,926 Ernie, would you Please sit down? 275 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,862 Oh, sure. Come on. 276 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:40,633 You know Where I was tonight? 277 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:44,204 Probably at home, Wherever that is. 278 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:48,141 I went to the governor's Mansion for dinner. 279 00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:49,442 Holy mackerel. 280 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:53,346 I guess you didn't Think I'd want to go, huh? 281 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:56,950 The point is, Ever since I won that money, 282 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,952 I've been Meeting new people, 283 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,453 Experiencing New things. 284 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:03,791 There's a lot more I still want to do. 285 00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:06,293 I'm talking about paris, 286 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:07,995 Monaco, london. 287 00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:11,498 Well, I'd be perfectly Happy with six flags. 288 00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:12,599 I know you would. 289 00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:16,403 Ernie... 290 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,205 This is really... 291 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:20,740 This is very hard For me. 292 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:26,713 I wouldn't want To hurt you For the world. 293 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,215 But the plain truth is, 294 00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:31,384 I'm not the same person I was three weeks ago. 295 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,987 That person loved you. 296 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:36,689 You're a good man. 297 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:39,692 But I've been Married to a good man. 298 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:42,162 I've never been Obscenely wealthy. 299 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:44,965 Money changes people, Ernie. 300 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,001 Well, It hasn't changed me. 301 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:50,637 I mean, I'm engaged To a very wealthy woman, 302 00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:55,442 But I'm still The same simple guy I always was. 303 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,511 Ernie, I-- 304 00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:01,714 I don't think we're Engaged anymore. 305 00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,216 I'm sorry. 306 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:10,824 I hope you can Find it in your Heart to forgive me. 307 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:11,992 Wait a minute. 308 00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,827 There's Nothing to forgive, 309 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:16,830 Because this Isn't you talking. 310 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,866 It's the money. 311 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:21,668 You gotta get this Out of your system, irene, 312 00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:25,505 And...You'll Come back to me. 313 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:30,410 I wish I could Make you understand. 314 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:33,613 Look, we set A wedding day, right? 315 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,615 That date is still set. 316 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,417 When that day comes along, 317 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,853 I'll be right here Waiting for you. 318 00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:41,889 Good-bye, ernie. 319 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,625 Have a wonderful life. 320 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:49,396 Irene, you're crazy. This isn't good-bye. 321 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:50,730 Yes, it is. 322 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,299 No, honey. It isn't. 323 00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:53,233 It is. 324 00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:05,745 She's going to make one Hell of a wife, ain't she? 325 00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,780 * isn't it romantic * 326 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:10,550 * da da da Da dee da da ** 327 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:15,255 Yeah, that's What I like, is A nice, clean break. 328 00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:30,737 * ta da ta tum ** 329 00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:33,373 Whoa, coach! 330 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,575 Pretty spiffy there. What's the occasion? 331 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,077 It's only my wedding day. 332 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,511 Some cologne, please. 333 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,347 You heard from irene? 334 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,382 Well, not for a while, But you're not supposed To see the bride 335 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,751 Before the ceremony Anyway, are you? 336 00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:47,087 No, but you're Supposed to know 337 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,888 Whether or not She's in the country At least. 338 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:54,094 Will you stop worrying About every little thing Like countries, huh? 339 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,596 This is a very happy day. 340 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,531 Now, folks... 341 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:04,037 Folks, I have An apology to make. 342 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:09,742 A lot of you can't Be invited to the wedding 343 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,980 Because it's going to be A small, private affair. 344 00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:15,782 I'm sorry some of you Had to be left out. 345 00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,617 Like the bride, huh? 346 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:20,287 That really hurts. 347 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:22,855 Then I haven't Lived in vain. 348 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,524 Diane, I'm sorry. 349 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:28,328 But you can't Sing at the wedding Like you offered to. 350 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:30,797 I understand. 351 00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:32,432 Just standing there Looking geeky 352 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,702 Will be Entertainment enough. 353 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:39,439 I'm going to go in and Check on my honeymoon Reservations. 354 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:43,410 Looks like the coach Is headed for dump city. 355 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:46,446 He's got his pedal To the metal. 356 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,449 I still say There's something Touching about it. 357 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:54,854 A man with that much Hope and faith in a Relationship is very rare. 358 00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,956 So's the oxygen To your brain. 359 00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,460 Look, diane, You're not helping him By saying stuff like that. 360 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,962 We got to get the coach To face reality. 361 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,365 Come on, diane, I mean, You of all people Should realize 362 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:07,934 How painful it is To love somebody 363 00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:11,171 Who doesn't Love you back. 364 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,473 Ah, yes. Your sobbing, Your whimpering, 365 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:18,111 Your moony-eyed sighs Have not gone unnoticed. 366 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:20,013 You must have Dreamt that about me. 367 00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:22,482 So the dreams About me continue, huh? 368 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,685 Still have the one About the white horse? 369 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,154 One end of it. 370 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,858 The day I met Frasier crane, 371 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:34,161 I stopped looking For mr. Right. 372 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:36,796 Yeah. That would Discourage me, too. 373 00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:40,367 Why don't you 2 either Hit each other in the Face or shut up? 374 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,169 We're trying to deal With the coach here. 375 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,603 All right, carla, You're right, 376 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,272 But is there anything Wrong with a man believing 377 00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:47,374 That the woman he loves Will come back to him? 378 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:48,741 Yes. When The chances That she will 379 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,543 Are none And forget it. 380 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,345 Well, I'm sure That if irene knew 381 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,447 How strongly The coach still felt about it, 382 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,916 She'd make an effort To talk to him and Straighten him out. 383 00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,851 Yeah, but we don't even know How to get in touch with her. 384 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,721 Oh, but I do know how to Get in touch with her daughter, 385 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,490 Miss frostbottom. 386 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,125 I tell you what I'm gonna do, 387 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,693 I'm gonna give her A little message To pass on to mother, 388 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:10,029 And she can keep A little of it for herself. 389 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,364 Whoo, yeah! 390 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,965 Yeah, a little message About a couple of women 391 00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:15,835 That don't know the first thing About being decent to folks. 392 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:16,769 All right! 393 00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:20,773 Hi, babe. Sam malone. Busy tonight? 394 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:23,076 For the rest Of your life. 395 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,811 Yeah, well, I thought that's what You were gonna say, but whoa. 396 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,746 Before you hang up On me here, 397 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:29,416 This phone call doesn't have Anything to do with you. 398 00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,218 It's about your mother 399 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:34,154 And the way she's Been treating the coach. I mean, I think it stinks. 400 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:36,723 I don't even want to tell you How outraged I am Over the phone, 401 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,592 So how about we get together For dinner tonight? 402 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,594 Yeah, well, I knew You were gonna say that. 403 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,196 But listen up here. I don't want to go to dinner. 404 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,064 I already ate. 405 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,604 So how about a drink? 406 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:54,407 Well, I knew you were Gonna say that, too, 407 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,942 But I got news for you. I don't drink. 408 00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:57,410 So...Yeah. 409 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,546 Who feels stupid now, huh? 410 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,415 You agree with me? 411 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,785 Well, you should be ashamed Of your mother, sue. 412 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:08,555 I mean, come on, What's going on here? 413 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:10,757 Corfu? 414 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:16,062 Oh, no. Aw... 415 00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,030 Yeah. Well, thanks. 416 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:21,768 You know, I'm beginning To hate the women In that family. 417 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,336 What is it? 418 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,638 Irene's engaged To another man-- 419 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,174 Some hotshot 420 00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:29,676 Foreign industrialist Millionaire. 421 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,978 Said his name Was lodz or something. 422 00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:33,946 Stanislav lodz? 423 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,682 Ooh, what a catch. 424 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,618 Anyway... 425 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:43,690 She's living with him in Corfu, wherever the hell That is. 426 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:47,227 Corfu--the poor man's Pensacola. 427 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,930 Cheese it. Here he comes. 428 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,365 Don't anybody Say anything. 429 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:53,933 Any calls, sam? 430 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,368 No, coach. No calls. 431 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,537 You mean irene Didn't call? 432 00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:00,573 Coach, I don't think Irene's going to call... 433 00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:01,941 Ever. 434 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,943 Oh, sam, You're so young. 435 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,578 You're so young. 436 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,747 Hey, coach... 437 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,949 She's engaged To another man. 438 00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:11,951 I just spoke To her daughter. 439 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,386 Some rich European guy. 440 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,754 Oh, heavens to betsy. 441 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:18,124 It looks like I've Been left at the altar. 442 00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:19,692 Whatever shall I do? 443 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:22,762 Coach, Will you wake up And smell the coffee! 444 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:25,965 Hey, diane. Take it Easy, will you? 445 00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,600 Coach... 446 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,635 I'm sorry. 447 00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:30,303 I didn't Mean to yell at you. 448 00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:31,404 Please forgive me. 449 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,406 It's ok, honey. It's ok. 450 00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,408 Until a few moments ago, 451 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:38,778 I, too, was a holdout For a happy ending, 452 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:43,450 But even this new, seemingly Incontrovertible evidence 453 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:46,419 Hasn't shaken your faith A fig. 454 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:49,055 How can you be so certain? 455 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,990 Right here, diane. 456 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,325 The human heart. 457 00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:53,860 Who knows how it works? 458 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:56,429 It's essentially An involuntary muscle, Coach, 459 00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:59,432 Activated by electrical Impulses-- 460 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:01,200 Exactly! No one. 461 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,603 It works by feelings, diane. 462 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:07,274 All my feelings tell me That she'll be back. 463 00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:08,675 You understand? 464 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:11,711 She'll be back here Before closing time. 465 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:15,448 * isn't that romantic * 466 00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,417 * ta da da da da... * 467 00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:24,123 Nothing sadder Than a man holding on 468 00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:25,692 To a dead dream. 469 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:27,026 Unless it's A blonde woman 470 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,695 Struggling to keep Her hopes up. 471 00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:32,164 I think it's a tall Ex-baseball player Who clings... 472 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,000 Aah! 473 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,378 Come on, coach. How about the three Of us go out 474 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:48,481 And get something To eat, like old times? 475 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,617 I thought I knew her. 476 00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:53,753 I was so sure She'd come back today. 477 00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:57,957 Well, maybe she had A family crisis, 478 00:20:57,957 --> 00:21:01,160 Like her daughter Fell off her broomstick. 479 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,462 Sam... 480 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:06,333 How about a pizza? You love pizza. 481 00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:07,567 No, I don't. 482 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:10,303 You can't crawl In bed with a pizza. 483 00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:12,439 Well, maybe you could, But... 484 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,941 A pizza can't Keep you warm. 485 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:18,210 Maybe it could, But you can't Kiss a pizza. 486 00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:19,211 Well, maybe... 487 00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:21,914 Coach... We get the point. 488 00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:24,951 You know what Really hurts The most? 489 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,619 What? 490 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,522 I thought right up To the last moment 491 00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:31,424 That she'd call. 492 00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:34,026 How could I Have been so wrong? 493 00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:38,264 You just wanted it To happen so badly 494 00:21:38,264 --> 00:21:39,599 You never thought It wouldn't. 495 00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:41,768 No, diane, no. I never doubted it. 496 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:43,770 I thought We'd get together. 497 00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:46,539 But I guess the money Did change her. 498 00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,908 I guess it did. 499 00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:52,979 You want to know Something? 500 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,481 I'm starting to wonder 501 00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:57,484 If we would have made That good a couple. 502 00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:59,552 Come on, Let's get some pizza. 503 00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:03,856 [telephone rings] 504 00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:07,694 Boy, life with her Sure ain't boring. 505 00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:09,896 [ring] 506 00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:12,499 Coach, don't answer That phone. 507 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:15,502 We both know like you do That it's irene, 508 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,804 But why not Teach her a lesson? 509 00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:21,708 No, diane. If she was thoughtful Enough to call... 510 00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:25,812 [ring] 511 00:22:25,812 --> 00:22:29,015 Look, honey. Let me do the talking. 512 00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:31,017 If I hear your voice, 513 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:32,519 I might change my mind. 514 00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,821 You're better off With the rich guy. 515 00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:36,823 I realize that Even if you don't. 516 00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:39,526 Now, look, We had some good times. 517 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,961 Just take care Of yourself, huh? 518 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,134 I hope she understands. 519 00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:53,540 Coach, wait a sec here. 520 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:57,544 Did you actually hear Her voice on the phone? 521 00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,546 I didn't have to, sam. 522 00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:00,980 It was her. 523 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:04,551 So it's all over? 524 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:07,554 Well, it's all over For me, but... 525 00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:10,056 I still feel sorry For her. 526 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,991 [telephone rings] 527 00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:16,563 [ring] 528 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:18,765 The poor kid. 529 00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:21,000 [ring] 530 00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:25,071 [ring] 531 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:26,005 It's her. 532 00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:31,711 * isn't it romantic * 533 00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:35,548 * merely to be young On such * 534 00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:38,751 * a night as this **